Screw basketball, Let's do BASEBALL!!

[Wally Kogen]

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size=2 face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">quote:</font><table border="0" width="90%" bgcolor="#333333" cellspacing="1" cellpadding="0"><tr><td width="100%"><table border="0" width="100%" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="2" bgcolor="#FF9900"><tr><td width="100%" bgcolor="#DDDDDD"><font size=2 face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Originally posted by Van:
Wally, good stuff, 'cept I'm struggling with "LHP-Bob Gibson".

Dude was good, but he wasn't THAT good!!

Good to see some people giving Walter Johnson some love....</font></td></tr></table></td></tr></table></BLOCKQUOTE>

I'm sure if he told you he was going to strike you out left-handed, you'd shuffle back to the plate, and strike out.


Because if you didn't, your next AB, you'd have a hole the size of a baseball where your brain used to be.

[rozy]

aaaaaahhhh, finally...
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size=2 face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">quote:</font><table border="0" width="90%" bgcolor="#333333" cellspacing="1" cellpadding="0"><tr><td width="100%"><table border="0" width="100%" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="2" bgcolor="#FF9900"><tr><td width="100%" bgcolor="#DDDDDD"><font size=2 face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Originally posted by Wally Kogen:
How can you guys CONSTANTLY put Pudge ahead of Piazza?

Common sense! And use CONSISTENTLY. CONSTANTLY sounds like you are whining.

In Pudge's BEST SEASON, THE ONE THAT HE ECLIPSED HIS PREVIOUS TOTALS BY MASSIVE AMOUNTS, PIAZZA'S SEASON WAS BETTER,AND STILL NOT IN HIS TOP 3 ALL TIME!

But Pudge still has a man's haircut with a man's color. Besides, Piazza is a pussy.
Sincerely,
Roger "The Other Pussy" Clemens


Defense is faaar overrated for Catchers.

<cough>bullshit<cough>

Piazza holds the NL record for Fielding Percentage,

Easy to do when you just throw the ball to the pitcher rather than try to throw the basestealer out since Pizza KNOWS he AIN'T gonna throw the runner out

and his PITCHERS DON'T CONSISTENTLY SUCK!

Another great argument for Pudge. Look what he has gotten out of the worst pitching staffs baseball has seen in decades. The Rangers have actually made the playoffs a couple of times.

YOU KNOW WHY?

No, sir Wally, enlighten me

BECAUSE HE DOESN'T CALL PITCHES THAT LET HIM GUN DOWN RUNNERS! WHAT DOES THAT MEAN? NO FASTBALLS DOWN THE MIDDLE!

BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Dude take a deep breath, step back, and edit that. And hurry.

I-Rod is so overrated, he won the damn gold glove, and ONLY PLAYED 91 GAMES! WTF IS THAT?

Which is why he consistently (better word than constantly) is considered one of, if not THE, best catcher EVER in conversations where Piazza is a punchline. Only 91 games? WTF is that? RESPECT!

PS-You know where Piazza is on the Career SLG. List? 10th. You know where Hank Aaron is? 25th.

Uh, I'll take Hank thank you very much.

Now that that little tirade is over...

Whew, hopefully this will improve.

C-Mike Piazza. Already has best offensive Catcher in history locked up.

Great! At a DEFENSIVE position where he SUCKS!

1B-Double X, Jimmie Foxx. Career .690 Slugger, to go with a .325 Average, 534 HRs, and a .428 OBP.

Fair pick. Gehrig is Gehrig though.

Robbie Alomar. Gold Glove Defense, .306 hitter, clutch clutch clutch.

Whew. Redemption.

3B-Mike Schmidt. Absolute Monster. Gold Glove, and 500 HRs.

Fair pick. Can't argue.

SS-Derek Jeter. How many rings does A-Rod have?

Whipe Jeter's overrated jizz off your piehole. He can't hold Arod, Ernie, or NOMAHH'S jockstrap. Jeter has been good in the offseason but if he were not a Yankee Vizquel would be rated higher.

LF-Rickey. OBP machine, a single or walk turns into a triple.

Can't argue

CF-Mickey Mantle. Duh.

1954 Ask Vic Wertz. WILLIE MAYS

RF-Babe Ruth, duh.

!!!


LHP: Bob Gibson. Took it to ya.

Uh, remember that edit button? LHP?

RHP: Walter Johnson. 666 Games Started, 531 Complete Games. Nuff Said. Oh yeah, 2.17 ERA. 6000 innings pitched. Hard core.

Relief: Mariano Rivera. Duh.

Good finish</font></td></tr></table></td></tr></table></BLOCKQUOTE>

pssst, been a while since a good Pudge vs Pipussyazza fight got started......

[rozy]

BWAAAAAAAAAAAHAAHAAHAAAHAAAAAAAAAAA

Now you have Petey throwing lefthanded. Ya see, Van? I told you Pedro was THAT good.

[Wally Kogen]

Rozy, rozy, rozy.


Revenge will be mine when the Mets win the World Series this year.

And Pudge is a pussy.

[rozy]

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size=2 face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">quote:</font><table border="0" width="90%" bgcolor="#333333" cellspacing="1" cellpadding="0"><tr><td width="100%"><table border="0" width="100%" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="2" bgcolor="#FF9900"><tr><td width="100%" bgcolor="#DDDDDD"><font size=2 face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Originally posted by Wally Kogen:
Rozy, rozy, rozy.


Revenge will be mine when the Mets win the World Series this year.

And Pudge is a pussy.</font></td></tr></table></td></tr></table></BLOCKQUOTE>



You know I have no problem rooting for a team that has Robbie on it.

Curiously, what was your opinion of Piazza when he was a Dodger? And answer honestly.

[Wally Kogen]

Great player, but no real contact. Didn't pay much attention.

You have to remember the Hundley was just crushing the ball around that time.

[Captain Janks]

The following is a "what" if in their prime list...

CF Ty Cobb
2B Rogers Hornsby
OF Ted Williams
DH Babe Ruth
OF Josh Gibson
1B Lou Gehrig
3B Mike Schmidt
ss Alex Rodriguez
C Roy Campanella
P Satchell Paige

RP Bruce Sutter

<font color="#330033" size="1">[ February 26, 2002 08:27 PM: Message edited by: Captain Janks ]</font>

[Wally Kogen]

Who ya gonna throw the ball to?


Damn, rack Campy. Totally forgot about him.

<font color="#330033" size="1">[ February 26, 2002 08:31 PM: Message edited by: Wally Kogen ]</font>

[rozy]

Josh Gibson was a catcher.
Sincerely,
You know Who

[Funkywhiteboy]

1B: Who
2B: What
3B: I Don't Know
LF: Why
CF: Because
RF: When (had to make one up here, since the routine somehow
fails to include one)
Pitcher: Today
Catcher: Tomorrow
SS: I Don't Give A Damn